March 2012
Why is everyone all pumped on Miley Cyrus right...
Everyday on my dash there’s like 6bil pictures of her with the caption: “Perfection” or “Dear God, why can’t I look like this?”
…seriously? I mean she’s like FINE. She’s like DECENT. I mean I’ll give her that like, yeah, okay, she’s pretty. But, I don’t think by any means she’s ‘perfect’ or like I’d...
When I feel down on my looks...
All I have to do is look at a picture of me in high school and PROBLEM SOLVED.
Man, I’m way better looking now.
(Is that okay to say? Am I allowed to say I’m better looking than high school me? Or does that sound egotistical?..whatever, I don’t care. THIS IS MY BODY!!!!!! MY SELF IMAGE!!! I DO WHAT I WANT!!!)
Cool, world.
That’s super great. I wanted everyone and everything to conspire against me at exactly the same time.
philophobiaphorever:
Crystal Castles - Not in...
loveyourchaos:
such a wasted heart
I'll be feeling completely normal,
but then I’ll see something about it or think of something from it and all of a sudden I’ll feel completely weird again. Like, confused. I’ll just get such a bizarre feeling in my stomach.
I thought I was finally getting over this weirdness.
I really wanna get away from it. I wanna be over it.
Too much thinking about him.
“I wanted to forget the past, but it refused to forget me; it waited for sleep,...”
– Margaret Atwood (via loveyourchaos)
Cosmo sex tip #301:
Don’t be scared of doing something a bit more flexible. While you’re on top turn your head 360 degrees whilst screaming ‘the anti-christ has awoken’.
Oh my god, I literally started crying I laughed so hard.
“I want to stand as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the...”
– Kurt Vonnegut (via seabois)
