March 2012
February 2012
I am now imagining this exchange in a future...
Abed: Oh, everyone needs to be extra careful this week.
Jeff: Why's that?
Abed: It's Sweeps Week. High-rating shows always have some big mind-blowing event in Sweeps Week to get ratings. Someone dies, or there's a natural disaster.
Jeff: Abed, for the last time, this is not one of those shows!
Abed: No, you're probably right. Some shows just have some big Oscar-winning actor make an appearance.
Jeff: This is Greendale. I doubt there's an Oscar-winning actor in the entire state, let alone one about to walk through the study room door.
Dean Pelton: *walks through the study room door* Hel-looooooo!
“I love animation because in the world of animation, you can be anything you...”
– CHRIS ROCK, introducing the Best Animated Film Oscar. (via inothernews)
I was so hungover at the Olive Garden.
mykicks:
Most of it was me trying to explain to my grandma why I wasn’t feeling well.
“Oh I have a headache… for SOME reason.”
“Oh my stomach is a little upset… for SOME reason.”
“What strange feelings I’m having today.”
That's just the thing...
I don’t really know how I feel anymore.
I’m not sad, I’m not angry, I’m not lonely.
I just don’t feel…anything.
Well, this is what I’ve wanted all along isn’t it? To feel nothing.
Maybe I’m finally turning into the robot I’ve always wanted to be…
ughh ughh ughhhh,
I wish I didn’t care, but I do.
