September 2009
Dear Streetlight Manifesto,
Please come out with a new album.
If you offered me a Scotch and plain water, I...
Lt. Archie Hicox: Well, if this is it, old boy, I hope you don't mind if I go out speaking the King's?
Major Dieter Hellstrom: By all means, Captain.
Lt. Archie Hicox: There's a special rung in hell reserved for people who waste good scotch. Seeing as I might be rapping on the door momentarily... I must say, damn good stuff, sir.
Now, about this pickle... we find ourselves in. It would appear there's only thing left for you to do.
Major Dieter Hellstrom: And what would that be?
Lt. Archie Hicox: Stiglitz?
Sgt. Hugo Stiglitz: Say auf wiedersehen to your Nazi balls.
Going back to school tomorrow.
I’m leaving for LA tomorrow, even though school doesn’t start until the 25th.
Sorority stuff, yadadamean?
Rush
My sorority is making me go to school a month early for rush practice.
There can’t be THAT much we have to practice.
When I was a rushee last year, I didn’t think there was anything really complex going on behind the scenes, but apparently, there was.